Zlurpcast covers Jonny P and Xtreme’s favorite tabletop games, board games, card games, and wargames. Listen at your own risk!

2.12 – Shadow War Armageddon

May 18th, 2017

Jonny P, Xtreme, and special guest Jason Turner, aka Wienas, from the Underhive Podcast talk all things Shadow War: Armageddon with some old school Necromunda talk thrown in for good measure. Find the answers to hard hitting questions like how well Orks can do in Shadow War, how scenery and other game effects make a big difference, how magnets work, and much more! Why Steve’s Autogun Shop is still a solid place to shop these days.

Big thanks to the Zlurp Nation in the Facebook Group, Zlurpcast Studios, for being our version of the “bababooey” yell guy.

Xtreme says “Dipsy Doozle”.
Put some nuln on that shit.
Mission is to shit on everyone’s cornflakes.

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2.11 – Wild West Exodus & Tombstone

April 23rd, 2017

00:00:00 Zlurpcast Status / Powerman 5000
00:09:31 “Is your fried chicken done yet?”
00:12:02 Death Path Preview
00:19:16 Tombstone by Black Scorpion
00:48:30 Nard Dog Influence at Adepticon
00:55:25 Tales of Lord Biran / Cubs vs Trump vs Dark Council
01:12:35 Wild West Exodus Talk
01:36:45 Closing Bullshit / More on Death Path Kickstarter / Cubs Fan Altercations / Next Month Preview Shadow War Armageddon

Yes, we discuss Wild West Exodus, formerly from Outlaw Miniatures, now from Warcradle. Yes, we discuss the Tombstone Kickstarter from Black Scorpion (not Black Dragon). But there is oh so much more. So much tangent you can taste it. Xtreme hates when people misuse teams, armies, and factions. But are there are some exceptions? Jonny wants to know what’s the deal with Tombstone Pizzas? And what’s the deal with miniature with no arms? Is DiGiorno real? Would Xtreme ever forgive Sammy Sosa? Would Jonny defend Xtreme’s honor in front of a bunch of surly Brewers fans?What’s the proper game hype window to get your models painted? Why is it that all the good game ideas are taken? Like Demon Hunting Wild West? Why is Biran swatting at Soviet dice? Why does Jonny hate Overwatch? Is it Berestein or Berenstain? #MandelaEffect

AND WHO THE FUCK IS BY-RAN?!  Whoever he is, he and YOU need to get your contact info into DeathPath.com stay in the loop on Zlurpcast Studios Kickstarter!

2.10 – Mantic Walking Dead & Grognard Games w/Todd Warren

March 19th, 2017

Todd Warren from Grognard Games kicks off the show telling you why he decided to open a game store and stay tuned all the way to the end to find out if he ever played Splatterhouse. Also Jonny P does an audio unboxing of Mantic Games – The Walking Dead: All Out War and Xtreme asks dumb questions. We discuss Devil’s Run from Word Forge Games which leads into the 2nd half the show discussing our favorite gaming convention, Adepticon. Will this be the episode we discuss Warmachine as well?  Will Xtreme quit Blood Bowl due to all the n00bs? Will Jonny P apologize for causing ALL of the audio problems this episode while blaming it on his cohost and guest. The answer is no to all.

00:00:00 – Todd from Grognard Games Interview
00:44:01 – Jonny P realized the audio is his fault
00:44:59 – Mantic Games Walking Dead All Out War
01:26:41 – Devil’s Run
01:36:50 – Adepticon Talk

2.09 – Dropzone Commander w/Don Roach

February 23rd, 2017

El Roachy himself, Don Roach, from Hawk Wargames, joins the show for Zlurpcast Episode 2.09. He discusses Dropzone Commander as well as Dropfleet Commander. Find out why Jonny P loves this game and how to give the hardsell to Xtreme to get into it. Adepticon plans are also discussed as well as the standard Juggalo talk and conspiracy theories. All this and more, brought to you by Chicagoland’s bestest game store, Grognard Games.

2.08 – Warhammer 40,000

January 5th, 2017

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only…………deeznuts! Got em! Jonny P and Xtreme discuss getting back into Warhammer 40k after many years off. Find out what the guys think about the quality of Games Workshop models and why it’s important to consider that when looking at the price of games. Did Main Guy actual convince Other Guy to quit a tournament at Adepticon causing complete mayhem for all involved? Or was it the other way around? Also who cares? And lastly, we will ever see Xtreme’s famous Sunz of Malarky on the battlefield again? Get the scoop on Episode 2.08 of the Zlurpcast, Grimdark. All this and more, brought to you by Chicagoland’s best game store, Grognard Games.

2.07 – Blood Bowl

December 15th, 2016

Brought to you by our new sponsor, Grognard Games in Roselle, IL, this is Zlurpcast — and THIS IS BLOOD BOWL!  Ever heard of it?  New game, seems cool, hopefully it’s good. I guess it’s like football and chess and Lord of the Rings or something. Xtreme and Jonny P do a de-boxing of the new version of Blood Bowl from Games Workshop. Find out their thoughts on the models, pitch, cards, and the rules changes. Also, they speculate as to the future of Blood Bowl and what we can expect down the road. Zlurpcast used to be a Blood Bowl podcast, for those two new listeners that didn’t know. This doesn’t mean Main Guy and Other Guy actually know anything about the game, just sayin. Find out what will set off Xtreme’s RageMeter™ this time, and find out why Jonny P stalled for a loss! The song, “Blood Bowl”, was written and performed by Da Gof Rockerz.

2.06 – Age of Sigmar w/Dave Witek

November 12th, 2016

In Zlurpcast Episode 02.06, we welcome the Master of Garages and Hammers, the Champion of Ages and Sigmars.The elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok. The Zlurp Nation knows him as David Witek from Garagehammer! We discuss how Dave got into gaming, podcasting, and his current (and Main Guy’s current) obsession, Warhammer – Age of Sigmar. Remember, GW cares not from where the cash flows. At about 1hr 16min we switch gears and talk about podcasting and how to deal with feedback, especially of the negative variety. Dave shares stories of hatemail, and at around the 2hr mark we find out what really grinds Xtreme’s gears and tips the scales of his RageMeter™ — and it’s not when we run out of time to discuss Warmachine. Get the scoop on where we all stand on the call sheet, G-Dub and the deaf-mute Producer Fucknutz too! Remember, Chicago Cubs win the World Series and all of your anger is negated. +3 to all calm rolls bitch.

2.05 – Techno Bowl w/Brent Spivey

September 17th, 2016

Doods. Remember Tecmo Bowl? Remember NFL Blitz? NBA Jam? Take the style of those games, add in the ability to create your own plays and then take that game to the tabletop against your friends. This is Techno Bowl, aka Tech? No! Bowl. Arcade football unplugged and taking the MFL (More Fun League) onto kitchen tables in homes across the world. Main Guy sales pitch right there… successful. Episode 2.05 of Zlurpcast is an interview with the creator of this game, Brent Spivey. Brent has been a miniatures game designer for years with his company, Bombshell Games, and now taking his love of football and the desire to create an NFL style simulation game to the table top.  The game is on Kickstarter now. Get in for $49 with all the stretch goals, or while spots are available, literally get IN THE GAME with your own custom player. Xtreme and Jonny P are both in there. You can tackle Weapon Extreme as he runs for a TD with the Reapers (Raiders) as Bo Nose watches with a smile, or try and get past Jonny “The Punisher” Peletis next to Perry Freezer in the middle of the Monsters (Bears) defense. Join Zlurpcast and pledge a couple bucks and let’s make the Kickstarter for Techno Bowl smash its goal and get us all those awesome stretch goals!

Techno Bowl Gameplay Video

Techno Bowl Kickstarter

Also, get the scoop on which are the first 4 teams are included in the box at the 01:02:55 mark of this episode!


2.04 – Gencon & Supershow (SRG Universe)

August 20th, 2016

Who would have thought you tuned in to an episode of Zlurpcast to hear the Fugees being discussed? Thankfully it’s over quick and we talk about SRG Universe’s wrestling card game, The Supershow. We cover our Gencon activity and preview what you may hear about next month. Pro tip: If Wyclef Jean hands you a guitar in your dreams, you stay the fuck asleep.

00:00:00 Intro / Fugees / Bulworth / Gay Will Hunting
00:12:42 General Gencon talk
00:25:33 Supershow at Gencon
01:01:08 XCW Supershow Update
01:25:58 Closing / Cosby Dance Routine


2.03 – Life of Biran - the Burrito Lord

July 24th, 2016

“Zlurpcast is a gelatinous cube that eats warriors in a village. If you eat one of the hosts, you go up a level. Beauty is, you can’t get to the next level, kids keep coughing up quarters.” -Nacho Bandit.

The Life of Brian is our 3rd installment of Season 2 and revolves around the man who paid for his spot on the show. Thankfully he was willing to discuss the same games that half of our not-so-dynamic duo is into. Brian Thomsen, Burrito Lord himself joins the show to give Xtreme ‘the business’. I mean come on, he wants to play Warmachine (4 weeks or else a blowie). It had to be said. For those that always wanted the history of our marvelous gaming group, Beefgoat, you can hear the Nacho Bandit give the backstory. We also delve into our Frostgrave and Deadzone campaigns, cover the 12th annual Zlurpee Bowl, and discuss the results of XCW Family Jewels. Do your ladyfriend a favor and put this on during sex.

00:00:00 Introductions
00:06:10 Gaming Megamix (Dropzone Commander, Xtreme Game Therapy, Frostgrave, “What Are You Wearing?”
00:28:35 Zlurpee Bowl XII
00:42:16 Old G-Dub Call and Games Workshop
00:53:10 Supershow/XCW Family Jewels
01:06:51 Zlurpee Wrap-up continued
01:19:34 Beefgoat Origins (w/Frostgrave & Deadzone, Guild Ball league recaps)
02:13:52 Closing & Misc Shit
02:28:03 No Logos (bonus track)