Zlurpcast - Blood Bowl Podcast

More BANG for your BUCK with an hour and a half and we cover both Blood Bowl tournaments we ran in the Graveyard, Zlurpee Bowl 15 and the first Feets of Strength.
Around the Old World keeps us busy this summer with Bloodweiser, Gencon, Put a Ring on It V, and Armada Bowl! 
Plus Xtreme announces a date and HUGE news for Zlurpee Bowl 16!  Biggest and Best yet!
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Xtreme and Jonny P cover the Historical Amoerical! (trademark that shit)
Jonny hypes up his Feets of Strength tournament coming up 6/20 in Tampa.
If you found out your doctor played Blood Bowl but wasn't very good, would you still want him to save your life?
Do you want your opponent to tell you about things you could have done better after the game? Xtreme and Jonny have a similar but different answer to that question.
And we bring back a Back in the Day from 15 years ago with Good Dwarf Bad Dwarf where we argue about running up the score and sportsmanship! We sound so young and dumb.
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And check out his new card game "Pitch Clearers" coming soon. A fast, filthy loot-drafting card game for 2–5 players, set in the aftermath of a brutal fantasy football match. Scavenge the pitch, grab the best loot, and ruin your mates’ plans.

Zlurpcast welcomes James Luft to talk about big news about the future of Chaos Cup!
As we go around the Old World to talk about upcoming tournaments, we've got Jonny P's Feets of Strength in Tampa on June 20th, Amorical Cup on June 6th and 7th and MORE! In the Graveyard we cover Bounty Bowl, Armada Bowl, and Backyard BBQ Bowl
And of course Back in the Day from the first Zlurpcast ever (Aug 2009) and we talk to Xtreme's brother Taylor and Blood Bowl Star Player, PUGGY BACONBREATH!
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Zlurpcast episode opens with podcast watch or listen, beer talk, pee talk, blood talk, poop talk -- THEN we got to Blood Bowl. Or is it BLOOD BOWEL?  Jonny P and Xtreme are excited to bring back a BACK IN THE DAY segment featuring super old Zlurpcast bits. Are they too hot for TV? Or the internet? Jonny will show off his new Prayers to Nuffle cards and you will get to hear an old clip and judge for yourself. It's from around 2011 and it features G-Dub interviewing Scott and Steve from Both Down. Xtreme said it's "carefully edited because it was a different time"  Will GOOD DWARF BAD DWARF come back? Maybe - only if it's legit! In the Graveyard we cover TKC-Ish and Cabbage Cup. Who likes cabbage anyways? Xtreme has dabbled. Jonny gots a killer boon.
Plus we both won awards! Very rare occurrence. Xtreme always makes HAVING FUN his second goal. What is #1?
Plus we will preview upcoming Midwest and Florida tournaments in May. Finally we'll close with a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE with Jonny P talking about a new tournament he's going to run at a brewery in Tampa, called FEETS OF STRENGTH -- and an exclusive giveaway to those lucky enough to attend! 
Do you call your Blood Bowl friends by their NAF name in person? That's weird man.
Make sure you get new skill bands for the teams that got nerfed from Charlie Victor Products! Xtreme keeps buying more because of all the NON-DWARF teams he's now playing. Crazy times. Get your hands on sweet Zlurpcast sponsored quick reference sheet on those orders too. While on their website, get a BALL LICKER!
Should we do speeches when we win awards? It's a fun platform to get political.
Jonny P is into smelly alien jars, hands in videos, and may or may not be known in the northeast as Monkey McMurtelstein
Xtreme quote of the day "We live in a world of dishonesty."
Squib Squab Whatever (unremarkable kicker)

This is definitely a joke episode with that classic Rickroll intro. It's definitely not 7 minutes of 2010 Zlurpcast classic content

Hello Zlurp Nation! Join us this episode Inside the Dugout talking about meeting celebrities inside an actual dugout and our own projects such as the Florida State Championship and our League Updates.
We go Around the Old World and get ready for TKC-Ish and Bounty Bowl.
Plus, how do you play with your toys? Do you protect your investment and name them with stories -- or are they just game pieces.
Two takeaways
1. Paypal money doesn't count as real money
2. Get your roster in before Roster Nazi shits down your chimney!
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ALERT: Low volume on the segment intros. Send in your hate mail.Lurve Potions in the air for this February 2026 episode of the "all torso" Blood Bowl podcast, Zlurpcast. Going weak since 2009. Other Spencer from the realm of Cheated Fates joins us to talk about all three of us IN LEAGUES! Crazy. What is this Old World coming to? 
Rumor: Xtreme loves humans.
We will of course cover the recent tournaments we've BEAN to in the Graveyard (with dream analysis). We'll talk about what's coming up in Around the Old World. The Middenheim Thespians train Grak and Crumbleberry as actors to little success. The Sherwood Ghosts decide it truly was good packing snow. And everyones favorite Roadies are struggling in their league but learning new skills. Glenn Zandig would be proud of his brothers.
Foul that dude and run up the score. The game is a game. It's fuckin Blood Bowl brother. 
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Sniff that Testors paint and listen and subscribe on YouTube or wherever you listen to Bloodbowl podcasts.
 

First episode of the new year and we'll share a Zlurpcast Exclusive with House Blackfyre himself about the epic Amorical Cup he's running in June. 
We'll take a few creep steps in the Blood Bowl Tournament Graveyard and discuss New York New Year's Bash and Radikal Skills dude!
Xtreme was NOT playing Dwarves? What the hell? Brief chat about Stalling and Prayers to Nuffle. You like that shit? 
Learn why Xtreme is NEVER happy with ANY matchup he gets!
Also learn why Jonny P is scarred from seeing his friend's dad in his underwear just after a repeat viewing of Major League.
This is the Blood Bowl podcast that is going to make you want to dip your butt in $240 worth of pudding!
More deetz on the NEW Zlurpee Stars and also what does the future of Zlurpee Bowl hold? Will Xtreme get "his affairs in order" for the Zlurpee Estate?
"If you can't trust Blood Bowl fluff, what can you trust in this world we live in?" -Jonny P
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